OH NO, YOU DIDN'T!!!
As New York Fashion Week draws to a close, it's time to look towards London - but not before taking a quick look back at the Crimes of New York, S/S 09. Chief of these had to Alexandre Herchovitch and his, um, "interesting" crotch flowers.
I'm sure there's a very deep and meaningful reason why these now exist in the world, but I'm equally sure anyone caught wearing them will be headed straight to the cells.